The Necessity of Slime

Slugs require a constant coating of mucus to survive, which interestingly reflects some of our own behaviors. This need for slime perhaps explains why we indulge in reality shows, political antics, and less-than-honest actions. If a slug loses its protective layer, it risks drying out; similarly, we too are essentially water-filled beings. Strip away that moisture, and we’re left as mere husks.

We carry an ancestral memory of our slug-like existence in our DNA, triggering a sense of panic when we feel we’re losing our metaphorical slime. So don’t beat yourself up for the slimy actions you’ve taken recently; after all, you’re closely related to slugs!

The unfortunate truth is that the gentle slugs often meet their demise, while the aggressive ones thrive. And thus, humanity came to be.

The Legacy of Slime

Our true forebear is slime itself. Life began in the ancient oceans about 3.6 billion years ago, initially as little more than a slimy layer. It wasn’t until 550 million years ago that a burst of evolution took place, leading us to the complex ecosystems we see today.

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Evolution: A Magical Process

In that remarkable period of 550 million years, life diversified tremendously, shaping the world we know. However, we now face the Holocene extinction, with a million species at risk of disappearing due to human activity. Nature, despite its beauty, is undergoing a catastrophic change.

But don’t despair! While you still can, step outside and appreciate the wonders of evolution and nature in their current form.

How Did Slugs Become Dominant?

You see, while other species are limited by the “survival of the fittest” principle, we’ve somehow manipulated natural selection to become the most successful slugs on the planet. We’ve consumed our resources recklessly, multiplying beyond sustainable limits and ruining our own paradise.

It’s amusing to think that if an artist spent 550 million years creating a masterpiece, they might be less than pleased with the slugs (us) that came along and disrupted it. But evolution, indifferent to our actions, will continue its work regardless of our impact.

Nature’s Indifference

Nature has no concern for your social causes or personal struggles. It simply exists, and it doesn’t care about you or me. The choice to care or not care lies solely with us.

The Only Truth

The late philosopher Jacques Lacan believed that the deceased would oppose his theories, but let’s be real: compared to humans, slugs appear quite remarkable!

What’s the Lesson Here?

Take a moment to drop the façade of being virtuous and perfect. Just for a second, let go of the pretense. You might be astonished by the clarity that comes from facing reality. This realization can illuminate your life in ways you never expected.

Enjoy the day for what it truly is, not for what you wish it to be. Embrace the truth, as difficult as it may be, and discover the beauty in it.

Stay tuned for the next part of this series:

Scientists: We’re on the Road to Nowhere

And science is NOT the solution — in fact, it’s the problem!

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Scientists: We Have Some Very Bad News For You

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